Powered by vibes, borrowed hardware, and a datacenter monkey who keeps unplugging things. SRVLAB delivers cloud-scale inference on infrastructure we may or may not still have access to.
From "a Spark and a prayer" to "the founder is in Alaska." No SLAs. No guarantees. No refunds. No problem?
*Locations have been optimized for tax efficiency, not latency. We're told that's the same thing.
Primary compute facility. Located on the scenic Mississippi River near Bettendorf, Iowa. Yes, the Caribbean of the Midwest. 99.9% uptime guaranteed (we count reboots as uptime). Cooling provided by the river. Physical security provided by a guy named Gary.
PRIMARY REGIONDisaster recovery and financial optimization facility. Located in Alaska for maximum geographic distribution and minimum tax liability. Currently unmanned because the founder "went to check on it" six months ago. No GPU workload has ever failed over here. None ever will.
FAILOVER — CFO APPROVEDReal quotes from real people who definitely agreed to be featured here. Trust us.
Real-time monitoring powered by someone checking if the lights are still on.
SRVLAB was founded on the principle that if you have access to enterprise hardware and a Tailscale network, you basically have a cloud provider. Our team of 7 Discord users and 23 autonomous Claude agents work around the clock to burn tokens on other people's GPUs. We don't have an office. We don't have a business model. We have a tailnet and a dream.